Are you one of those people who turn off JavaScript? You need it to run this site.
I'll let you in on a little secret though. If you're tech savvy enough to turn off JavaScript, you are tech savvy enough to change your User-Agent. Just pretend to be googlebot, and you'll get access to most of the site.
Or you could just like, turn on JavaScript. I'm not mining bitcoins or stealing your data, trust me, I'm a dolph... CAT.